I've been asked by friends to write about my vast knowledge of bad movies, especially those made in the 1980's. My video collection is a who's who of movies that haven't won academy awards, but are still fun to watch (and even more fun to mock). So each Friday I will regale you with a new movie review.
I'll begin with a movie made in 1980. The fantastic "Flash Gordon" starring Sam Jones as Flash, Topol as Dr. Zarkhov (whom I told was in Fiddler on the Roof), Max Von Sydow as Ming the Merciless, and Timothy Dalton as Prince Baron. This movie has it all: poor script, abysmal acting, over the top sets, and cheesy effects. BUT the soundtrack is by Queen...need I say more. The movie opens with Ming the Merciless attacking an unsuspecting, peaceful Earth. Unfortunately for Ming, Dr. Zarkhov kidnaps Flash Gordon (Quarterback for the New York Jets-a nice touch) and Dale Arden (travel agent extraordinaire) and takes them on a mission to counterattack. Flash immediately challenges to Ming's minions to a backyard football game, he's executed, brought back to life, fights a future James Bond in a flying city, kills Ming by skewering him with a spaceship, and saves Earth. I'm not sure how this movie didn't make money.... But if you're looking for a way to waste a rainy Saturday afternoon, than do yourself a favor and watch this gem from 1980. This movie gets three stars for the soundtrack alone!
